I am a snow baby

Posted: August 20, 2010 in Uncategorized

My mother is an Eskimo; my father is a Japanese fisherman from a city in Japan that has no seashore. I grew up in an Alaskan air-con ice house. We raised penguin. Eskimo children cam to see our penguin show, as did Japanese children.

Three times a year my Eskimo mama, Japanese papa and I visit China to hang out with the panda bears.

We always take Thai Airways as they allow us to bring ten penguins in the passenger cabin. The penguins perform three times during the flight, always to a standing “O.” They like to slurp virgin pina coladas and shake hands with the passengers and crew.

Many of my friends call me richard da LIAR-hearted.

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