President Ohh-Mama & the Seven Dwarfs

Posted: April 21, 2011 in Uncategorized

A recent poll shows that 43% of Americans believe that President Ohh-Mama was born in Kenya, not in Hawaii.

Donald Bump was Piers Morgan’s guest last week. Biz Tycoon Rump is among the 43% who claim that President Ohh-Mama was born in Kenya.

Through my exhaustive research I discovered that the American Prez was born simultaneously in Hawaii, Kenya and Bethlehem. .

I tawked to the Seven Dwarfs (of Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs fame).The dwarfs Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey reported, through their clairvoyant power, that the birth tawk was mirth tawk (their words).

Sleepy, the seventh dwarf, was asleep during the interview.

“The current American Prez,” the dwarfs said, was born in a manager (their word) in Bethlehem. “He was also born simultaneously in Kenya and Hawaii.”

“How can that be?” I asked.

The dwarfs response:

“Be it known that Prez Ohh-Mama had his birth mirth with the same mama whose name is Mama Oh’Mama.”

“Be it also known Donald Thump is correct when he claims that the American Prez was born in Kenya.”

“In that case,” I said, the 43% of those polled are correct when they said the Prez was born outside the USA..”

“Be it known,” the dwarfs said, the 43% of Americans are right and that the 57% are also right.”

“What about those in the minority who claim that the Prez Oh’ was not born at all?” I asked.

“Be it known that they too are correct in this assessment of the birth mirth controversy,” the dwarfs said.

My final question to the mirthful mirth-fers: “What about those who claim that the American Prez was born? Are you dwarfs telling me that Prez Ohh-Mama was born and not born?”

The merry mirth-ers Mark Twain: “Be it known that truth is stranger than
fiction.”

“Huh,” I gasped. “Didn’t Shakespeare say that?”

“Nope,” they replied. “Be it known that It Mark Twain said that, not Shakespeare.”

I looked up Mark Twain’s memorable quotes. The Seven Dwarfs were right.

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